Neither snow nor sleet nor, uh, earthquake, nor, uh, what the f-

Here in New York City, as you might have heard, we're about to descend into a Valley of Inclement Weather whose exit is uncertain. So in case we get warshed away, there's about a week of blog posts left to go before we crank to a stop. By the end of that, either we'll have power (and INTERNET) back or we'll see you on the news!

Play us off Scary Tom Waits: