5 Chuck Klosterman-related Portmanteaux That May Be Practiced At His Bookstore Panel Tonight

• Klosterbomb: A surprisingly scathing review by Chuck Klosterman 
• Kloster-feeding: the act of bringing Chuck Klosterman dinner
• Klosterstock: Investing tips from Chuck Klosterman
• Kloster headaches: Searing pain caused by straining to either hear or see Chuck Klosterman at a very crowded reading
• Klosterfuck: Use your imagination (or not)