This one was new, from A RAGE TO LIVE: "I'd sure like to dip my socks in her coffee."
Uh... yeesh. Sounds more like a bad prank if you ask me.
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12 July 2011
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2 comments:
The wedding I attended this past weekend gave each of the tables mad libs, the theme of which was the bride and groom's relationship. One of the completed cards said that the groomed "rammed [the bride's] socks" so hard that he couldn't help falling in love with him. And thus a new euphamism was born.
I wonder how old you have to be to play Mad Libs and not have that happen. 45, probably.
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