My dream Patti Smith/ JUST KIDS index

• Thrift Store Clothing Scores
• Meals Eaten At The Automat
• Tantalizing One-Line Descriptions of Explicit Mapplethorpe Photos Which Do Not Appear In The Book
• Max's Kansas City*
• Times Robert Mapplethorpe Said "Patti, no!"
• Bookstores Smith Worked In
• Times People Mistook Smith For A Lesbian
• Times People Mistook Smith For A Drug User
• Hey, Did You Know Blue Öyster Cult Used To Be A Legitimate Band
• Memorials Held For Famous People Who Died In The 1960s
• Haircuts And Their Meaning
• "Saw A Double Rainbow" (okay, one citation: p. 273)

*Most confusingly named venue... ever?