Alternate Titles For The Movie "Eat Pray Love" As Determined By Its Ad Campaigns And Media Coverage

"See Julia Roberts Eat Something"
"Acme Hollywood Lady Movie"
"'Real Simple' Magazine, But Live"
"Julia Roberts Ate Pizza For This Movie"
"Something For The Ladies While 'The Expendables' Is Out"
"You Think Your Life Is Pretty Comfortable, But You Have No Idea"
"Make Sure To Buy The Perfume Tie-In"
"Minimalism Costs Money"
"Julia Roberts, Briefly Fat"
"The Thinking Movie, Unlike All The Other Ones"
"'Glee' Is Somehow Involved In This So Let's Talk About That"
"If You Didn't Read This Book Yet You Are Probably A Communist"
"Not Starring Mickey Rourke"
"Don't You Get It, Julia Roberts Gained 7 To 10 Pounds For Your Sins, Sad Unenlightened Americans"
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"Hey, Did We Mention James Franco Is In This Movie? What Is It With That Guy?"