Five things I can always read on the Internet for a laugh

5. Deadspin, "Run You Stupid F---ing Dinosaur! Run!"

4. McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Alexander's Mother and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day

3. The Bloggess, "And that's why you should learn to pick your battles."

2. Amalah, "One T-Junction Short Of A Track"

1. 2 Birds 1 Blog, "I HAVE BIG NEWS!"