11 November 2009

More books mentioned recently in New York City missed connections

By way of explanation: I used to do a travel column where I read different cities' missed connections and derived from them cheery lists of where to meet available people in those cities. Highly unscientific, but it was anthropologically interesting.

John Hodgman, MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE (at the John Hodgman reading at B&N Union Square)
John Steinbeck, EAST OF EDEN (1 train)
THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO ("furiously underlining" on the 4 train to Brooklyn)
J.D. Salinger, FRANNY AND ZOOEY (Manhattan-bound L train)
Kurt Vonnegut, SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE (6 train)
Sean Wilsey and Matt Weiland, ed. STATE BY STATE (G train)

Honorable non-literary mention: Bennett Ave. Chupacabras.

Previously.

10 November 2009

NYC: Austen exhibit includes LADY SUSAN manuscript


Via the Hawaiian office: The Morgan Library just opened an exhibit called "A Woman's Wit: Jane Austen's Life and Legacy," which includes the only complete Austen manuscript in existence (LADY SUSAN, seen here). Also on display: drawings that inspired her, rare editions of books that she read and loved, and letters to her family and friends. The museum is also holding several talks on Austen as well as a preview of the new Masterpiece Theatre production of "Emma" starring Romola Garai (best known as 18-year-old Briony in "Atonement").

I've never actually been to the Morgan, nor do I know how this news managed to get all the way out to Hawaii and bypassed me, but it looks like a great gloomy-winter-afternoon outing. There's also a William Blake exhibit up there right now, if that is your thing, and of course the awesome-looking library. The Morgan Library, at 225 Madison Ave. (between 36th and 37th), is open Tuesday through Sunday; admission is normally $12 but free Fridays from 7 to 9PM, in case you want to stop by before the ball.

Detail from a letter to her sister Cassandra, themorgan.org.

Portrait of the blogger as a no-longer-young man

"There were no impediments left to love, no restrictions or barriers or secrets, and thus love had lost its power."
Nick Laird's second novel GLOVER'S MISTAKE is a trap. It plays for your sympathy from the beginning as the protagonist, David, watches his former art professor Ruth (a very successful artist in her own right, when he has all but given it up) and his cheerily naïve roommate Glover fall in love and withdraw from his world into their own. The insult builds within him, not least because he had contemplated kindling a relationship with her himself before she confessed her feeling, but that he’s come to see her as a confidante and his intellectual champion -- only to have her prefer youth and sincerity untainted by ambition. (Neat bit of gender-switching, that.)

Laird coaxes you over to this side, to David’s incredulous view of the happy Ruth and Glover, until his voice seeps into your head, and it’s too late to remove it when David decides to save his friend and his roommate from what he views as their “real” selves. He doesn’t feel guilty, but you do, because what he does is not so outlandish that you can deny having the urge to ruin. His resolve strengthens and you recoil from his efforts to prove that the world is, in fact, as grim and fractured as he sees it. Can a novel in fact be too realistic?

But let’s get to the important part: How was the blogging in it? As a subplot, it doesn’t function the way it should. As a portrayal of Contemporary Internet Habits, it was all right.

That David takes to blogging on his site, “The Damp Review” (heh), to vent his frustration and lack of fulfillment in life is a cliché, but any habit he would have taken up would have functioned as such a vent. If he had stumbled into a knitting store, he would have been a bitter knitter. Because the novel takes place almost entirely from David’s perspective, we never truly get a sense for whether his writing is original or hackneyed, which is probably for the best.

It's clear that his mindset is toxic, not the entire Internet, which is good, but working the ramifications of a particularly nasty post on the Damp Review into the plot was laughable. Still, later there is a confrontation over it that I thought was very out of character for one of the characters involved -- the author brought over very well the complexity of having your relationships shaken up in a way that you hadn't expected, except when it came to this moment, which is violent and dramatic and unrealistic in a way nothing else in the novel is. It also creates a supporting character who seems to serve no purpose other than for us to hate and fear David a little bit more; I would have cut her out entirely.

That said, in the end The Damp Review is not a sufficient vent. (This isn’t a moral, Laird is too skilled for that.) After he has already started to act, David is toying with a post against romantic love called "Wanking Ourselves Senseless,” that will prove obliquely (since Glover doesn’t read his blog) that he’s doing the right thing and that his roommate is a silly fool enveloped in a damaging situation. If he had been able to restrain himself to the poison keyboard, well, GLOVER’S MISTAKE wouldn’t be much of a book. The technology is new, the faults all too old.

09 November 2009

Goodbye (But Why?) To Waldenbooks

Borders announced last week it would close some 200 of its mall stores in January, many of them under the pleasantly literary Waldenbooks sign -- an un-merry Christmas for the 1500 people who will lose their jobs as a result.

It's just another sign of the chain's current troubles, but I'm curious as to the reasoning behind amputating the smaller stores rather than going after some of the less profitable big-box locations (which have higher rents and are more expensive to keep running). My theories, in no particular order:
  • The smaller stores overall weren't as profitable because by necessity they had a smaller selection (modified Long Tail theory).
  • Smaller stores don't offer the browsing experience consumers prefer, being lacking in places to read. Room to linger, including to not purchase anything, has become part of the bookstore visiting experience in the past decade to the extent that customers feel uncomfortable without it.
  • Malls have been hit badly in the current economic climate as cash-strapped Americans opt out of a destination that "has never trafficked in essentials" and whose goal is to make you spend money.
  • Closing the bigger stores and stores that carry the Borders branding (as opposed to Waldenbooks) has a disproportionate effect on the company's image.

What do you think?

08 November 2009

One-Star Revue: MOBY DICK

Inspired by reading a one-star review of MR. DARCY, VAMPYRE I decided to look up some more one-star reviews on Amazon. Today's target is in honor of the Autumn of Dick, which you can still participate in if you are diligent with your reading. These are all real blurbs and there are no spoilers.
  • J. Blackhorse: "There was absolutely no story. It was all about fishing."
  • A Customer (2001-A): "It leaves you with that, 'I hate myself' feeling you get after accidentally destroying a major city with a hydrogen bomb or something."
  • Gertrude Whitman: "It does have some pretty, but useless, drawings of whaling boats."
  • A Customer (1998): "The opening was great, but then all these horrendous allusions kept popping up. I mean: pages devoted to the act of just plain sleeping, and then more pages devoted to eating?"
  • John Boehner: "I came here to fight monstrosities like this" -- oh, sorry, that was about HCR 3962, carry on.
  • A Customer (1999): "I love literatur [sic] just as much as the next guy but we must face it 100 years or so ago American literature was reall [sic] weak and lagging from the rest of the world, perhaps now they're starting to catch up with writers like Ann [sic] Rice and them."
  • A Customer (2001-B) "I feel as if my brainards [Ed.: ???] are going to freeze over and crumble like spoiled peanut brittle."
  • nickoli: "There are many better books on sea adventure."

07 November 2009

October Unbookening


Bookmooched 2
Checked out 7 from the library
Received 12 to review
Got 1 as a gift
22 in

Returned 5 to the library
Gave 4 away
Donated 13
22 out

Photo of old Penguin editions: eifion

06 November 2009

John Irving, That Is Not Helpful

"If I were 27 and trying to publish my first novel today I might be tempted to shoot myself."

--Irving on The Big Think, but there isn't much else to that video unless you enjoy parsing his accent. Is that what all New Hampshirites sound like, or just the crusty ones?

Disney's A Christmas Carol: Bah, Humbug

I think I saw a promotion for this back at BookExpo America, but I must have blocked it out. What do you get when you cross Charles Dickens, Robert Zemeckis' dead-eyed CGI and Jim Carrey? A lot of Sims shouting "Nooooooo!" Even voice talent like Gary Oldman and Bob Hoskins cannot make this okay.

For future reference, this blog only recognizes one true adaptation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL:


"True, there was something about mankind we loved!"
"I think it was their money!"

05 November 2009

The great used bookstore brawl

You can keep your white-gloved price wars, in the secondhand world it's all about real fisticuffs. A San Francisco shopper posted a complainy two-star review of a used bookstore he had visited recently on Yelp. After sending him several angry messages, the store owner then Googled him, figured out who he was and decided to go over to his house -- to apologize, she said -- where they got into a fistfight that had to be broken up by the police.

Here's the offending review:
This place is a TOTAL MESS with minimal organization of titles or subjects.
There are books stacked everywhere - blocking the shelves. Why would someone
want a travel guide from 1982?? I think this place needs to close down for a few
days and do a thorough cleaning and organization and get rid of all the crap!
I think I've been to that bookstore, but it wasn't in San Francisco, it was somewhere else. I think I just shrugged and ducked out -- disorganization and odd stock is pretty standard, and can even be part of the fun. But the following points must be made:

1. I can't wait for the "Dateline" special pegging Yelp as part of the Dangerous Internet along with eBay, Craigslist and Facebook, the three other horsemen of the oh come on you have to be kidding me.
2. The word "fisticuffs" does not get enough of an airing in this modern age.
3. If you are a hater of this blog and you later change your mind and would like to come over and apologize to me, please be aware I live in a yurt in Mongolia surrounded by my herd of very, very mean pigs.

NYC: Toby Talbot reading at the New School next week


This book about bringing art-house movies to New York in the '60s looks like the intersection of a lot of subjects I like. The author is speaking next Thursday at 55 W. 13th St., 7PM for the low price of free (provided you can get in without a student ID, and I'm looking into that).

I only wish her original theatre as seen in "Annie Hall" still existed -- Google Maps tells me there's a cell phone store and a bank branch on the spot now.

04 November 2009

Making "Turdsworth" a $460,000 word

An unknown buyer just dropped £277,250 on a collection of unpublished letters by Lord Byron to a college buddy in which he brags about his vacations, complains about the servant who cheated on him and rips on William Wordsworth.

Will the collectors of the future be bidding on flash drives of famous writers' e-mails in the original fonts? On the "Personal" folder of keithgessendoesntlikeyou@yahoo.com ? On an iPhone containing Sloane Crosley's real text messages? Need to get Margaret Atwood working on this.

03 November 2009

Seen on the subway this morning

Frankly, this is too far:
According to thisnonbritluvslit on Amazon, MR. DARCY, VAMPYRE follows Darcy and Elizabeth as they "travel around Europe meeting Darcy's vampy friends" without her knowing he's a vampire. Her review compares it unfavorably to that vampire book which must not be named and adds, "The only suspenseful thing in the whole story is waiting for Darcy to consummate his marriage. Even that got old after a while."

However, as a silver lining I discovered while looking up a review that someone has written the inevitable mash-up, THE VAMPIRE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. I don't need to read it, the title pretty much says it all.
"I was reluctant to admit that, at the age of 21, my inner life was a whirlwind of giant sand-serpents the size of highways eating their way through the early American Midwest and passing unruffled children who could see the wind; they in turn accompanied by their magical lion guides; and all of them looking for intelligent rodents performing stunts on miniature vehicles in the back cabinets of the homes of Russian peasants. The whole time a soundtrack from naiads singing from the sea's rocks, burning Chinese pictographs written in fire in the air over their heads. It was all a mystery no two brother detectives, also lost in there, might unravel. What could come out after what had gone in?"
--From Alexander Chee's "You Write What You Read." Any author could tackle this subject and they would all be incredible, but I had never heard of Mr. Chee's work before and now I'd really like to know more.

02 November 2009

Publishers Weekly 100, Amazon 10 (not a score)

See if your favorite snubbed by the top 10 made the cut on the long list, divided among fiction, poetry, mystery, SF/fantasy/horror (yes, all lumped together), mass market (is not a genre!), comics and nonfiction. Counting last week's list I have read four of these books -- THE LOST CITY OF Z, THE BELIEVERS, THE LITTLE STRANGER and THE SNAKEHEAD -- not good but no worse than last year.

Meanwhile, Amazon's in-house book blog Omnivoracious posted its top 10 books of the year, attributed to "the editors," which overlaps by one with PW.

Any books you think should have vaulted to the top, or glaring omissions you want to speak for?

01 November 2009

Calling dibs on "The Cubby"

Everything about Colson Whitehead's essay "What To Write Next" is awesome, but this description of the fabulist novel jumped out:
This is the perfect genre for writers who may be tempted to throw out manuscript pages when they get stuck — with magic realism, you can just conjure up a flaming tornado and whisk troublesome characters away. “Where’s Jasper?” “Remember that legend I mentioned 25 pages ago, about the Flaming Tornado of Red Creek?”
Elizabeth, I think he stole your meterorite test and turned it into a viable plot option. How does that make you feel?

Anyway, if you like this essay and haven't read HOW I BECAME A FAMOUS NOVELIST yet, try it, you'll like it.