Or one really excellent sandwich

Just for kicks I looked up the value of my hand-me-down Kindle on Amazon's new trade-in site. Of course it works like a charm and everyone on the block covets its "'80s computer gray" palette, so I have no interest in actually trading it in for a sad amount of cash.

The best part of this listing is that every other Kindle pictured is set against a white background with a human hand (or two) holding it, while the original gets the Extreme Halo Treatment. (Damn right.)