"I'm not a big fan of the TWILIGHT series. I can't get past the premise, which is that a group of wealthy, sophisticated, educated, highly intelligent, centuries-old vampires, who can do pretty much whatever they want, have chosen to be . . . high school students. I simply cannot picture such beings sitting in a classroom listening to a geometry teacher drone on about the cosine. I have more respect for vampires than that."
--Dave Barry. Why has no one ever pointed this out? Looking back, it seems obvious!