Okay, okay, enough. We already loved you for all the usual reasons, but then you had to give an interview to Oprah.com on "books that meant the most to you" and name WONDER BOYS. We love WONDER BOYS. (Not bad on the others either!)
But all the swooning is starting to interfere with our work, so could you quick do something that will tarnish your sterling image? We've thought of some options (in no particular order):
- Appear in an ad for Microsoft's new search engine Bing
- Leave your longtime girlfriend for some 19-year-old hot mess on "The Real World"... or Megan Fox
- Make a splashy public donation to an anti-gay-marriage association
because Don Draper is such a great spokesperson for "opposite marriage" - Get caught by TMZ kicking a puppy
- Retract the above article and announce that your real favorite book is Neil Strauss' THE GAME 'cause, like, it totally works on chicks
The Management
(Via Uptown Literati.)
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