"My laptop battery died after 3 hours...American does not have electrical outlets in Economy Class. And it does not have WiFi. And it does not have personal video screens, either. And I don't carry printed reading material anymore. So that left 5 hours with little to do but look out the window and try to sleep." 

--Imagine the suffering of poor Henry Blodget, First-Class Whiner, after he had to -- I can barely write the words -- fly in coach. Oh, the agony! He had nothing to do! A grown man unable to entertain himself even though he could have been prepared!