NY Times' Dwight Garner is asleep at the switch

Please sign my petition to take his job if he can't be bothered to stay awake to do it. Not only do I not nap, I haven't gotten a good night's sleep since May! Think of all the reading I've gotten done! (On the bright side, anyone to whom Garner has given a negative review might find solace in this. Not their fault he dozed off during the denouement.)