I'm out of mojo today, but these two book-related items made me laugh:

For Elizabeth: Why Can't High Schools Ban CATCHER IN THE RYE Already? [Gawker] Mostly for the list below of the things everyone loves.

"You know why Catherine had fits? Because her parents were probably cousins too! I liked Cathy Jr. until she went stupid." Cathy of Atomic Tangerine (and my sister's former roommate) registers some [spoilery?] complaints about WUTHERING HEIGHTS and KIDNAPPED. I hope this is the beginning of a series.