This month in Ayn Rand jokes

"I would do anything to spend one night with Howard Roark."
-Monica, Ellen Page's character in "To Rome With Love" (W. Allen, 2012). This is how we know not only that she is culturally as deep as a kiddie pool, but also that the addressee of this remark, Jack (Jesse Eisenberg), will fall in love with her anyway. I was very much alone in laughing at this in the theatre, which is why I'm recruiting the Internet to have my back on this.