Bill Murray reads "Brush Up Your Shakespeare"

If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer

This video alone justifies having a Bill Murray label on this blog, but earlier: Bill Murray reads Dickinson and Niedecker

Loved that video of Bill Murray reading poetry to construction workers? He can read to you at the Poetry Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge next Monday. Galway Kinnell, Poet Laureate of Brooklyn Tina Chang and Laurie Anderson will also read at this mobile benefit -- all for the low, low price of $250.

You might think anyone can just walk up, but my friend P. and I wandered into it by accident two summers ago on our way to the Telectroscope and they hurry you along.

In other news, for this summer only I will stand outside your apartment and read you poetry for $1.* A bargain at twice the price!

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* May not include travel expenses for recipients outside the tri-state area. Also if you could lower me down an iced coffee at the end, that would be swell.

Bill Murray Reading Poetry

This is probably the second most important thing I will post here all year, so straighten up.