11 April 2010

The Prince wore white

If the words "free opera" make your heart flutter, come sit by me and let me tell you about the awesome thing that happened to me this week. I won tickets to "Hamlet" at the Metropolitan Opera through a random draw contest on Dailylit, a site I write about a lot and with whom I am currently suffering through WOMEN IN LOVE. (Not their fault.) They didn't ask me to blog about it, but I thought I would make some notes about the adaptation because some of it was very surprising to me as a general Shakespeare geek.

I had never heard of a musical version of "Hamlet," but it's a French opera by Ambroise Thomas that originally debuted in 1868. The first shocking thing that I learned from reading the program notes was that in Thomas' version, Hamlet lives. Say what? It turns out almost all productions of "Hamlet" in 19th-century France gave ol' Danish McSadbones a happy ending, because audiences in that era were not receptive to killing off the heroes. Can you imagine the uproar if a theater company were to pull this off today? ("Hamlet 2" doesn't count.) Thomas wrote an alternate ending in which Hamlet does die, but it was probably never performed in his lifetime. This "Hamlet" mixes both endings but allows the Prince to die in the end.

That's not the only significant change the opera makes to the play, but it's the most important. Instead of opening on the battlements, we open on the wedding of Gertrude and Claudius; Horatio and Polonius are reduced to bit parts and Ophelia's role is beefed up to a lead; and indeed, while this is a choice of design rather than direction, Hamlet appears for the first time wearing white, switching to black only after he sees the Ghost. As was also included in the program notes, there are three drinking songs that run about as counter to the mood as you can imagine, but the "play within a play" ends with an extended sequence of a triumphant Hamlet climbing on a table in front of the horrified court, wrapping himself in a tablecloth and pouring wine all over himself (resembling blood). It's a dramatic pre-intermission tableau but very striking.

Either because of the translation from French to English in the supertitles or just lyrical choices in general, virtually all of the language one remembers as being particularly "Hamlet" is missing from this libretto, making it more surprising when it does appear (as Claudius' "My words fly up, my thoughts remain below"). What's it like seeing Shakespeare without the Shakespeare in it? ... Weird. One line from the gravediggers' scene even seems like a commentary on the original play as one chucks a skull out of the grave and says something like "They told us who he was... but we forgot." Alas, poor whoever! I knew him but not well enough apparently!

Hamlet's famous soliloquies are mostly reduced to a few lines, with two exceptions: "Now might I do it pat" (where Hamlet contemplates killing Claudius at prayer) and "To be or not to be" (in French, "Etre ou ne pas ĂȘtre") become arias of their own standing. Still, they don't follow the lines as we're used to; in fact, to my great amusement, the supertitled opening of "Etre ou ne pas ĂȘtre" read as follows:
To be or not to be...
Oh, what mystery!
High school students everywhere couldn't have said it better.

As befits Ophelia's larger role, her death sequence is much more prominent, taking up all of act IV, and surprisingly more moving. I usually have a problem with Ophelia as performed, because a lot of actresses... overcommit to the madness and end up with a character you want to laugh at instead of pity. As written by Thomas, this Ophelia is on the brink of getting married to Hamlet (Gertrude's genius idea to take away his melancholy), only to be stood up, enduring a long Miss Havisham moment in her bridal gown, stabbing herself in the chest and wrists and then drowning herself while hallucinating the water nymphs are calling to her. Maybe it's because she is singing throughout the whole production, but seeing Jane Archibald casting about the flowers somehow stripped the performance back to the horror of seeing a beautiful girl driven mad -- ironically closer to Shakespeare's intention, I think, despite the gore and the sheer length of her dying throes.

For a Shakespeare nerd such as myself, getting the chance to absorb and digest this was a perfect night out, not least because our seats were unbelievable. I have been to the Met twice before since I moved to New York, both times strategically planning my visit around when I could get the least expensive seats in the top-level Family Circle. Sitting in the orchestra, I could see moments between characters that felt almost intimate, which seems like a funny word to be used in opera. I brought my friend P., an opera virgin who was pleasantly surprised at how fast-moving and riveting it was. (The first opera I ever saw was "The Magic Flute," which is a lot more playful and catchier, in case you're looking to get into the genre.)

Although his performance required a different set of skills than an actor would face in the straight play, Simon Keenlyside sung a great Hamlet, bringing subtlety to a part that could easily be incredibly exaggerated. (The New York Times called him "the Ralph Fiennes of baritones," although he looked more like a Nathan Fillion to me, especially when he came out wearing a brown trench coat in the final act. I noticed that just for you, Internet!) Archibald was great, and David Pittsinger as the Ghost -- and while I didn't care for Jennifer Larmore as Gertrude, technically she was excellent.

The Met's "Hamlet" is closed now, but if you ever have the chance to see this opera I would definitely take it. This is my seventh live "Hamlet," so I'm in the tank as far as the play is concerned, but it's interesting to contemplate what an earlier era might have considered "decent" to show on stage (not duels, for one thing!) and how that shaped those audiences' experiences with Shakespeare. Thanks to Dailylit and merci beaucoup to the Met for sponsoring a night out I could not have had otherwise.

10 April 2010

Margaret Mitchell’s main character was named Pansy O’Hara up until the last draft of GONE WITH THE WIND, when she became Scarlett.
--from a New York Times blog post on baby names.

Obviously except for your books, Mr. Rushdie, which are also very good.

Chatter, the blog of Diesel Bookstores in California, just posted a helpful list of pronunciations of authors' names (via PWKnox). I won't ask which ones you've been getting wrong if you won't.

Obvious but helpful tip: If you need to know how to pronounce a living author's name, try searching on YouTube to find video of him or her at an event saying it. Audio from NPR interviews used to be my gold standard, but some of their commentators veer off the beaten path and their subjects are too polite to correct them.

09 April 2010

750Words.com: For those about to write


Here's a cool accountability-driven writing site just bubbled up from the darkness. 750 Words would like to encourage you to do a little writing every day (about 3 pages, YFMV) and provides an auto-scrolling, auto-saving text box to get you to the magic number. You "compete" against other people on the site to have written every day and get stats on your performance (at l. via the creator's site), but unlike with a blog, what you write is completely private.

I'm sure it sets Merlin's head on fire to think about the people who would need this. For me, I'd rather resurrect my Daytum account and just enter the word counts there than be tied to feeding work over various platforms into one site. But it could be a great motivator if you find that you start out with intentions of writing every day and then fall off a little, then fall off a little more, and suddenly you're all caught up on "Archer" and have no work to show for it. (Hypothetically.) The site just started a challenge for April, but you have time to catch up.

08 April 2010

Your Assistance Please: If they don't win it's a shame

The crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd... The Second Pass has a neat post this week about baseball books and recommends some that are new to me, including THE BROTHERS K and CRAZY '08.

Is it time for me to do another baseball book week? I think so! Two solid options I have on hand are Philip Roth's THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL (= one of the greatest book titles ever) and Jonathan Mahler's LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BRONX IS BURNING. What else should I make time for? For reference, the first-rounders were THE BOYS OF SUMMER, THE NATURAL (plus the iffy movie), THREE NIGHTS IN AUGUST and MONEYBALL.

07 April 2010

I've been trying to turn it into a verb ever since

Highlights of last night's Rumpus event at the Highline Ballroom:
  • Michael Showalter has a book coming out! It's called MR. FUNNY PANTS and the excerpt he read consisted of absurdist word games.
  • After Showalter biffed the URL of the site, which was not that funny, Sam Lipsyte did a callback to it before he read, which was.
  • This is the second time in four months I have seen Lipsyte and Colson Whitehead on the same bill. Are they in cahoots?? Nah, it was probably just a coincidence. (Whitehead was really funny, but funnier last time.)
  • Speaking of Lipsyte, The Rumpus held a short fiction contest where contestants had to use one line from his novel THE ASK. Four winners read, but one was clearly better than all the others, and that was Maureen Miller with her unforgettable riff on punctuation. Miller also performs an important public service in running a site for parsing rap lyrics ETA and has some other funny stuff you can read here.
Fun times. My friend A and I were so close to the action that the women we were sharing a table with turned out to be connected to the Rumpus founder and he came and sat with us during some sets. Were you there? Who was your favorite performer?

06 April 2010

Penguin State Of Mind

So... Penguin Group USA decided to make its own version of the ubiquitous Jay-Z/Alicia Keys song of five minutes ago, and they really committed to this on a Bank of America/ "One" level:

Not to be outdone, Random House has scheduled a mandatory lipdub for all its offices tomorrow.

**Update 4/7: It appears Penguin has pulled this video from its YouTube channel. Is someone getting fired?? I mean, it was funny-bad, not damaging-bad. Anyway, here's what I remember from it:
- Nerdy white guy with dollar-sign glasses standing on the TKTS Steps in Times Square (call-back to the original video)
- Same guy later receiving a bro-hug from a full-grown man in a Winnie the Pooh costume
- A dance team wearing all black doing moves over a conference-room table -- and they were perfectly adequate, but it was a little bizarre
- Women leaning over tiny pianos pretending to play
- The hook of the song doesn't really sound that good without an Alicia Keys-level vocal talent. No offense.
- A lot of random groups of people standing in front of black backgrounds
- Possibly a Charlaine Harris cameo, although I'm not positive it was her. She was standing in front of a group shouting "Sookie Stackhouse!" Thanks to a commenter, have confirmed it was Charlaine Harris' editor, not Harris herself. Dang. Oh well.
- And the best part!!! A memorial card at the end to Robert B. Parker and Dick Francis, who are likely spinning in their graves right now.

Rob Sheffield goes back to the tape deck

Rolling Stone writer Sheffield's first memoir LOVE IS A MIX TAPE made my list of books that make you cry. His follow-up, though, seems a little more light-hearted:



It's out July 15th. Maybe he'll be back at the Brooklyn Book Festival this year?

05 April 2010

Goodreads: Death to auto-post!

Reader beware, if you have the Goodreads Facebook application installed and you log on to add a book, Goodreads will now auto-publish it to your Facebook feed. You can get rid of it automatically by uninstalling the Facebook app (as I have just done) or manually, by looking for the box to uncheck in the lower right-hand corner of the "Added to your shelf" bubble.

I just noticed this and what a total nuisance. If this feature had to be offered at all, Goodreads should have made it opt-in, not opt-out as well as let users know they were about to start spamming their Facebook friends with how many books they had out from the library. It's not that I mind that everyone could have known I finally got off the waiting list for THE HELP, I am happy to cheerlead for the site, but would prefer to do it on my own terms.
This week's Ethicist, the second in recent memory to tackle a book-related problem, addresses the issue of pirating a digital copy of a book after you've already bought the physical book. The letter-writer was upset that Stephen King's UNDER THE DOME was not available to buy digitally as it came out in hardcover, so bought the book instead -- and then later loaded up with a pirated copy.

I don't buy new e-books enough to know, but this tactic strikes me as superbly annoying. Sadly this kind of distribution -- the article uses the term "windowing" -- seems to be the latest in Content Owners Strike Back. Warner Bros. won't let Netflix rent their new DVDs out for the first month after release Hulu allows networks to delay the shows they put up by a week to encourage TV and DVR viewing, and so on. I would be interested to see how much if any money is being made off these types of deals. They do own the material, and it is their right, but at some point it might not be worth telling potential customers "not yet."

The other curious thing about this column is that, having gone to the trouble to ask the publisher of Grand Central what she thought, the Ethicist totally disregarded her answer and told readers the opposite. (Yet still quoted her.) What did he think "[his] friend Jamie Raab" was going to say? "Please pirate this book since it was published by our competitor"?

04 April 2010

Of The Exaggerated Moniker, Yes

Yesterday in Central Park, I saw a man walking around in a Speedo and tennis shoes. "Typical New York," I thought, and carried on.

No wait, I didn't! Because exhibitionist season hasn't even started yet, and because I noticed across his abs he (or someone else?) had written "NakedAuthor.com."

The Naked Author is a self-published novelist named Jason Mitchiner whose gimmick is showing up to places mostly bare. He probably would have stood out even more had there not been a race going on in Central Park and an assortment of muscled yet oddly dressed people milling about. (I think I remember him having a number on in fact, but where would he have attached it?)

From his website he seems a little conflicted about his schtick, writing, "Everything is changing. Will I ever become known for my books as the serious author, Jason W. Mitchiner or will I only be known from my gimmick as the Naked Author?" So here's some free advice: Buy a BEA pass! There was a stir last year over a giveaway of bags printed with photos of hunky men; this would certainly up the ante. And it's probably a lot more agent-dense than a random Saturday in the park.

03 April 2010

I thought this was an April Fool's Day joke, but the INFINITE JEST iPhone/iPad app (link prompts but will not actually open iTunes) appears to be real. I'm not sure how anyone could possibly prefer it, other than the portability, which means less to me after I've already carried it around through a few months. I would prefer not to be separated from my paper copy of IJ at this time.

If you had to choose one book to carry around with you, though, what would you pick? (You could keep and read other books, it's not a desert island scenario.)

02 April 2010

Chad Harbach will be buying a lot of drinks this weekend...

...now that GalleyCat let out that the n+1 editor and fellow Wisconsinite scored a $650,000 advance for his first novel. You may or may not believe that large advances are Ruining Publishing As We Know It, but that is a really big sum -- and the winning company (Little, Brown) wasn't even the highest bidder!

I was unable to root out the advances given to his fellow n+1 novelists, Benjamin Kunkel and Keith Gessen for INDECISION and ALL THE SAD YOUNG LITERARY MEN respectively. (I would guess the latter's was larger, but that is an uninformed guess.) I didn't like ...LITERARY MEN but I saw Gessen speak on a panel last year and he was very articulate. His next book, found by accident while searching on Amazon, is a collection of interviews with a hedge fund manager called DIARY OF A VERY BAD YEAR. I liked INDECISION a lot and hope Kunkel has another novel in the pipeline soon.

Still judging by the cover


First, I know you were all totally fooled by yesterday's post, which is not true. Too subtle? Ah well. This much is true though, the Hollywood Reporter is the worst.

Not quite the worst, but still a little deplorable: The book cover picked for the photo illustrating the recent New York Times story, "In E-Book Era, You Can't Even Judge a Cover," sent to me by regular commenter Elizabeth who knows how I enjoy dissecting these stories. I appreciate that it's an out-of-print edition to demonstrate maximum BHDery but something about the empty underwear really creeps me out. Also, I own this book, and I haven't read it, but my copy also has a bowler hat on it -- anyone want to explain that reference to me?

The Times does this story every year -- last year it was called "With a Kindle, Can You Tell It's Proust?" and I wrote about it then. Last year it was more about pretentiousness, and this year it's more about design, but the impulse is the same.

I have seen a slight rise in Kindle and e-Reader sightings on my subway trips over the past year, but I don't think the book is really in danger. (Surprise!) Far more people use their smartphones instead of reading than read e-books over the classic model, but that's not much of a trend story. And unless people who get Kindles are rushing out to also get rid of their paper-based libraries, I don't see how paper books will just magically vanish one day. Besides, there are other ways to judge whether people are reading or well-read than just peeking at what they're reading. Or so I hear.

Also, it strikes me how much of a public-transit-using city-dweller's concern this is. They might still be carrying a book, but most Americans are driving to work and (one would hope) not reading anything at the same time -- and when the weather gets warm, they're in their backyards reading, not Bryant Park.

01 April 2010

Dave Eggers Hired For Rewrites To "Captain America"

The author of A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS has been having a couple flirtations with Hollywood over the past year, but it appears to be love: According to yesterday's Hollywood Reporter, he's taking over from Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely on the script for the long-gestating "Captain America" adaptation starring Chris Evans.

I'll admit, having Eggers on board does raise my interest in the project, which heretofore had been limited to being annoyed that the Hollywood Reporter needed to send out every little update as "breaking news." (Slash disappointed when John Krasinski didn't get the lead.) I've probably learned more about who Captain America is in the last five minutes on Wikipedia than I ever needed to know. (For a while I thought they meant Captain Planet. See?) So if the intention was to capture my mostly blockbuster-averse demographic, mission sort of accomplished.

Still, and I know it's treacherous to say this... I wish he would get back to fiction! Last year's ZEITOUN I liked, but it was a reported story, not invention. Last year also brought us his novelization of WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, THE WILD THINGS, and I haven't gotten around to reading it yet because the excerpt in the New Yorker was just so ponderous. (Then again, that might be a perfect superhero-movie match...?) I didn't see the movie either, although I intend to check that box eventually.

And where is the glory in getting to do this -- what good will it do him, besides the paycheck? I can better understand his desire to want to write indie movies than climb aboard a project that already seems like a mess. Michael Greenberg's BEG, BORROW, STEAL includes a heartbreaking essay on being hired for rewrites, chewed up and spat out by premiere time, and it strikes me that adding Eggers to a movie that already has two screenwriters working from original materials doesn't necessarily mean any of his shine will show up in the finished product.

I guess if the movie's terrible he can always go "back" to writing books, but I'd prefer not to think of that as a backstop for the unsuccessful screenwriter, and I thought he would agree with me. Anyway, the Reporter piece is little more than a press release, as they all seem to be these days.