I don't want to say "who needs this object," but, you know.

You can win a beach towel at The Paris Review by Photoshopping their new towels into a picture of literary leading lights. (See example at Galleycat.) This is much improved over what I expected the contest to be when I was pointed to the link, which was "Which Of Our Readers Is The Hottest???" Join their Flickr pool for more.